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"Ah this is the life! I'm the richest and most powerful person in the world! I have a team of servants who will do whatever I want. Oh speaking of which!

Meatloaf presses a button activating an intercom "Butlers come in here and fight to the death for my amusement!

About a second later two wine glasses came in and started beating each other up while Meatloaf laughed in the background." Comedy gold!" Meatloaf took out a laser gun and zapped both of them.

Meatloaf laughed. His laugh eventually turned to a frown." It's not as funny as it used to be. There's no depth anymore. It's not as fun." Meatloaf sighed and turn on the TV

"Hey you!" Meatloaf was surprised. "Me?" The commercial continued. "Are you a sadist? Is your life boring? Do you want to have legions of people tell you your unoriginal?" "Yes, yes and DEFINITELY! Man this commercial gets me!" "Then what you need is an object show! A show where sentient objects compete through challenges and win a 1 million dollar prize. And the best part is we'll throw in the million dollar prize completely free of charge!" "Wow how convenient! And stupid." "All you have to do is call 111-111-Object Show! And we'll send you a 15 character cast, an island and supplies for challenges for the low low price of 3 cents! Call today!"

"Holy Wakazoli! I better write that number down so I don't forget!" One of his butlers butted in. "Sir may I suggest that you just call now ." Meatloaf scowled. "Shut up Butler, I don't tell you how to live your life!" "Actually sir, that's exactly what you do." 

"Oh yeah, well any more bright ideas?" "Sir, may I suggest we save time and cutaway to the next part of the episode?" "That's a great idea so I'm gunna take credit for it!"

CUTAWAY

"Greetings ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Object Sociopathy!" I'm your host Meatloaf Rumpelstillskin Mortimer, but you can call me Meatloaf cause I don't know why I have a last name! Our objects will be arriving in a zeppelin soon and you can meet them! The zeppelin should be arriving right now!"

A delivery truck came up and a Postcard walked out."Howdy Mr. Meatloaf lovely day we're having." "Yeah great I was told there was going to be a zeppelin not a pathetic underpaid blue collar original character driving a truck!" Postcard frowned. He took out fifteen cardboard boxes. "Here are your characters sir have a nice day!" The truck left.

"FINALLY!" Meatloaf took out a sword and sliced open a box."Alright guys meet our first character Beaker. "Oh where am I who are you!" "I'm the guy who's gunna make the next fifteen or so episodes of your life awful! Or however long you, last!" Beaker frowned! "Will this is just perfect how am I supposed to figure time travel with you ruining my life?" Meatloaf shrugged. Beaker took out a bottle of some sort and took a long drink 

 "Ok and these boxes don't come with packing peanuts! Just another reason to hate the parcel service! Not to self never use online delivery." Meatloaf sliced open another box revealing the next character.

"Meet Egg Muffin!" Egg Muffin stood up. She looked really excited."Oh my god I'm so excited to be here!" Meatloaf grinned sarcastically. "Really? Because that means we have how many morons on the show now? TWO!" Beaker called out from a distance. "I heard that!" Meatloaf shouted back. "I don't care!" Egg Muffin frowned. "Wow this is officially the second worst greeting I've ever received." Meatloaf frowned. "Ok great now go do something that doesn't involve me!

"Alrighty folks next lets introduce our next contestant!" He sliced open the next box.

"Meet Cartoony!" Cartoony jumped up. "Wow it's nice to meet you! My name is uh..." Meatloaf sighed. "Your name is Cartoony." "Oh right it is!" Cartoony shook Meatloaf's hand. "Nice to meet ya Cartoony!" Meatloaf inhaled. "Oh this is going to be a long day.

"Ok everyone meet our next contestant!" He cut open the box with his sword."Meet Fanny Pack!" Fanny Pack sighed."Wow nice to meet ya hosty. Let me guess, your gunna insult me in some unclever?" "Well-" "And I'm also willing to wager you did the exact same things to those three shmucks over ther?" She pointed to Egg Muffin, Cartoony, and Beaker. "Pretty much" exclaimed Beaker. Meatloaf scowled . "Just go sit over there." Fanny Pack sighed. "Whatever."

"Next up we have..." Meatloaf sliced open the next box."Introducing Eye of-" A triangular figure flew out of the box. "I need no introduction! Everyone knows who I am! I am the keeper of secrets! I am the all seeing eye! I know everything! I am the leader of The Society of the New World! I AM THE EYE OF PROVIDENCE!" Meatloaf glared at him."Hey buddy I thought you were all knowing." Eye of Providence looked over at Meatloaf. "I am! Why do you question my authority?" "You said you needed no introduction, then you introduced yourself! Just go over there!"

"Alright next up on our list is..." He sliced open the box revealing the next contestant. "Give a warm welcome to Plantain." Plantain walked out of the box nervously. "Hello Plantain!" Plantain raised a hand as if to say hi. The top half of her body slid off. "OH MY STARS! MY BODY FELL OF! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?" Meatloaf looked at his sword than hid it behind his back and began whistling. "Ok Plantain my butlers are over there. They'll stitch you back together in no time!" Meatloaf put the top half of Plantain on her body and Plantain walked in the direction that Meatloaf pointed to

"Ok everyone next contestant!" He cut open the next box. "Meet Accordion!" Accordion stood up enthusiastically. "Hiya Meatloaf! Nice to MEAT you!" Meatloaf frowned. Accordion laughed. "Here I got you this!" Accordion handed Meatloaf a rubber chicken."Oh thanks." "No prob bob! Well be seein ya!

Meatloaf threw the rubber chicken in a trash can. "Alright folks meet our next contestant! He cut open the box. "Introducing Trading Card! "Huzzah! It is I Trading Card! I am the general of the elf armada! Vanquisher of the necromancers! And D&D champion!" Accordion yelled. "No way! I'm a champion at D&D too! I guess you could say I'm White and Nerdy!" Music began to play. Accordion started singing. "They see me mowin my front lawn I kn-" Meatloaf interrupted the song. "Shut up stop singing! And you aren't white your red!" Trading Card backed away nervously.

Meatloaf sighed. "Ok next person." Meatloaf sliced open the box. "Ok everyone meet Retroey!" Retroey fell out of the box. "Ow son of a monkey butt!" Meatloaf helped him up." Aw what kind of entrance is this!? In boxes sliced open with a sword?" Meatloaf frowned. "Hey I helped you up and that was the nicest thing I did in this episode! You could at least say thanks!" "Oh sorry thanks for making another object show! Just what the world needs!" Meatloaf pushed him in the others. "Jeez I wasted another way to say "next contestant" and "introducing" on him! I'm running out of those and people are gunna start thinking I'm lazy!

Meatloaf cut open the next box. "Next contestant Wheelchair!" Wheelchair grinned

"HI!" Meatloaf looked at her. "Hi so anywa-" Wheelchair interrupted. "WAFFLES!" Meatloaf looked at her. "Yeah great! Alright next contes-" She interrupted again. "PANCAKES." Meatloaf sighed and faced Wheelchair. "Listen I like syrupy breakfast products as much as the next guy but you need to go away! Wheelchair nodded. "Ok next cont-" "FRENCH TOAST!!" Meatloaf pushed Wheelchair away. 

Meatloaf seems to be getting aggravated. He cut open another box. Alright everybody me-" Staticky music that resembled the Green Hill Zone theme. "AAAAH MY EARS!! I DON'T HAVE EARS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! WHAT IS THIS MUSIC!? A scribbly blue hedgehog ran out of the box. "GOTTA GO FAST!!!1!!1!! 

The music began to die down. "Oh oh thank god that's over..." Meatloaf turned to see the new contestant. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?" The poorly drawn hedgehog faced Meatloaf. "I am SANIC THE HEDGEHOG!! LIVE AND LEARN!! SANIC darted away. "HE'S NOT EVEN AN OBJECT!!" 

Meatloaf cut open the next box and a tidal wave of cats flowed out. "Meatloaf spit out three cats. "Eww what the heck!?" A Yarn Ball popped out of the cat pile. "Oops pardon the kitty's! Yarn ball pleased to meet ya!" Yarn ball began to stuff all the cats back in the box. "Sorry about that I can't possibly travel without my cats!"Meatloaf frowned. "You know I'm to tired to to care." Yarn Ball looked confused. "What did you do that was so tiring?" Meatloaf thought about it for a second."Leave just go."

Meatloaf sighed, frowned and cut opened the next box. "Next up we have Stand." Strand frowned. Tsk why do not be uncultured! I refused to be referred to in such a short and petty nickname. Please! Call me Standley!" Meatloaf frowned."Great that's just great! I thought today was gunna be fun but I've been here for like ten minutes and no ones even died yet!" Standley frowned. "That's really messed up, I'm leaving now. 

One of the butlers handed Meatloaf a cup of coffee."Thanks. I need this." The Butler opened the box for Meatloaf."Meet Plug and Play. Plug and Play stood up. "ECH!" Meatloaf stated at him. Plug and Play stared at Meatloaf. Meatloaf raised an eyebrow. Plug and Play walked away. "Ok then."

 "Alright our final contestant" He cut the final box. "Meet MOLD!" Mold smiled. "Hi guys I'm MOLD! Pleased to meet you!! "Alright great pleased to meet you!" Mold smiled. "I'M MOLD" Meatloaf frowned. "Ok great now leave.

"Ok everyone this is our cast! We unfortunately have no time for a challenge! So tune in next time for the next episode of Object Sociopathy!"

"I still kinda hate you Meatloaf"

"I hate you to Retroey!"

Object Sociopathy Episode 3 "GOTTA GO FAZT"

TRADING CARD: Hey Fanny Pack

FANNY PACK: What?

TRADING CARD: They say if your bitter and angry like you, you still

hold sympathy for others

FANNY PACK: and?

TRADING CARD: I think um youu are uh 

(FANNY PACK RAISES AN EYEBROW)

TRADING CARD: Sympathetic 

FANNY PACK: Why are you talking to me again?

(TRADING CARD WALKS AWAY SLOWLY)

SDES: Hey Fanny Pack how's it hanging?

FANNY PACK: Nothing 

CARTOONY: Hey guyz I made you necklaces

SDES: I'm good

FANNY PACK: Thanks Cartoony but-

(TRADING CARD POPS OUT)

TRADING CARDsnaps) I GOT IT YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH ON CARTOONY!

FANNY PACK: What?! Pfff of course not

CARTOONY: I'm a shipping!!!

SDES: You know this reminds me of the time I got a fork stuck up my-

(MEANWHILE)

(STANDLEY WAS LOOKING AT A POCKET WATCH)

STANDLEY: It's a quarter to five

SIPPY CUP: and?

STANDLEY: The challenge starts in 11 minutes

SARCOPHAGUS: when did you get a pocket watch

STANDLEY: When did you care m'lady

SARCOPHAGUS: I AM A BOY AND Y-YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A POCKET!!

STANDLEY: 10 minutes until the challenge starts

GROUCHO: Well at 7:46 you um... gotta make a... a-a HOT POCKET!!

(EVERYONE STARES AT GROUCHO LOOKING UPSET)

SIPPY CUP: Just shut up and like never talk again

BOCCE BALL: Jeez Sippy he just told a questionable joke no need to get malicious

SIPPY CUP: Yeeeeeaah this isn't going to work

BOCCE BALL: Huh?

SIPPY CUP: Your out of the alliance kid

BOCCE BALL: SAY WHAT!!??

(MEANWHILE)

(SOAPY WAS LOOKING AT THE CLOUDS WITH JEANS)

JEANS: How come you have to choke on your own saliva

SOAPY: BWAHT DWOO BOO DWEEB? (WHAT DO YOU MEAN?)

JEANS: Well that's your disorder right?

SOAPY: BWEDD DYES BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

JEANS: (LOOKING FLABBERGASTED) Did you just talk

SOAPY:Why yes what are you-

JEANS: Do you talk I an Indian accent

(SOAP WAS SILENT)

MEATLOAF: ATTENTION DIN- I MEAN CONTESTANTS I HAVE A SUPRISE

(ALL THE CONTESTANTS MET UP WITH MEATLOAF WHO HAD A BOX)

MAGIC ORB: Uh oh he's-

(MEATLOAF PUT HER HAND ON MAGIC ORBS MOUTH)

MEATLOAF: A SUPRISE! Who ever wins gets first dibs to pick one of the things in their, second gets second, third gets third and last gets an elimination and whatever is left

SLEDGE HAMMER: And... The challenge is?

MEATLOAF: A race!

SIPPY CUP: To where?

MEATOAF: LET ME EXPLAIN!! Now you have to run around that Bridge

(CAMERA PANS ON A BRIDGE)

MEATLOAF: Whoever's the first to get to the end wins 

(MEATLOAF TAKES OUT A STARTER PISTOL)

MEATLOAF: On your mark get set (fires the pistol) GO!!

(EVERYONE WAS RUNNING)

LEVER: like I don't like running but I like singing so I'll sing

HOT CHOCOLATE: Please do-

LEVER: And I was like baby baby baby Ooooh!!

HOT CHOCOLATE: NOOOO NOT THAT SONG

ACCORDION: I'm gunna sing to ahem "WEEEEELLLL THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A GUY NAMED-

(STANDLEY HIT HIM WITH HIS CANE)

STANDLEY: There's no time to be mucking about

ACCORDION: You didn't have to hit me

(SIPPY CUP YELLED OUT OF HER MEGAPHONE)

SIPPY CUP: STOP WE HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING

(SIPPY CUP SAW SOAPY AND CLIMBED ON HIM)

SOAPY: What are you doing on me mon?

SIPPY CUP: Shut up

(BOCCE BALL RAN TOWARDS SOAPY AND CLIMBED ON)

BOCCE BALL: Hi, listen I think I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot

(SIPPY CUP PUT HER HANDS ON WHERE HER EARS SHOULD HAVE BEEN)

SIPPY CUP: Lalalalala I can't hear you!

(BOCCE BALL LOOKS ANGRY)

BOCCE BALL: You know what Sippy Cup? 

(BOCCE BALL KICKED SIPPY CUP IN FRONT OF SOAPY AND SOAPY RAN HER OVER)

SIPPY CUP: Were on the same team!

BOCCE BALL: (BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

SOAPY: Hey mon could you please get off of me!

BOCCE BALL: Erm not yet

JEANS: Wait up Soapy! Hey Bocce what are you doing

BOCCE BALL: Ok Jeans is it? When did you matter 

JEANS: Well I like to think that I do!

(ACTION FIGURE RAN UP WITH MOONSHINE RIDING ON HIM AND MOLD STUCK TO HIS BACK)

ACTION FIGURE: HAZA ITS ME!!

MOONSHINE: ACTION FIGURE THROW ME!!

(ACTION FIGURE THREW HIM AT BOCCE BALL AND THE FALL OF THE BRIDGE)

SOAPY: Ow dat hurt!

(HOT CHOCOLATE WITH LEVER RIDING PIGGY BACK RIDING)

LEVER: like the finish line is coming up!

HOT CHOCOLATE: Yeah man!

(MEANWHILE WITH SIPPY CUP) 

SIPPY CUP: Where is my team!

(ACCORDION AND STANDLEY WHERE RUNNING TOWARDS SIPPY CUP)

SIPPY CUP: FINALLY!!

STANDLEY: I can't believe you dropped your MePhone!

ACCORDION: Yeah yeah oh here it is.... Oh hi Sippy Cup

(GROUCHO WALKED UP HOLDING SARCOPHAGUS) 

GROUCHO: *pant* I've been trying to catch up *pant*

for hours I had to hold Gus over here *pant* because he can't walk

(SLEDGE HAMMER CAMR IN HOLDING MUSHROOM)

SLEDGE HAMMER: Guys Mushroom broke her leg when she tripped on a pebble

MUSHROOM: I'm hungry

EVERYONE STARTED BABBLING SIPPY CUP LOOKS MORE AND MORE ANGRY) 

SIPPY CUP: SHUUUUUUTTTTT UUUUUUUPPP!!!!

SIPPY CUP: This entire team is USELESS USELESS I TELL YOU! YOU GUYS CANT DO ANYTHING ANYTHING RIGHT!!

ACCORDION: Well-

SIPPY CUP: QUITE YOU FOOL!! Your just a terrible parody! (POINTS AT STANDLEY) Your just a hoity toity TOOL! (POINTS TO GROUCHO) Yo do NOTHING BUT TELL AWWWFUL PUNS!!! (POINTS TO SARCOPHAGUS) AND YOU DO NOOOOOOOTHHHHHHINGGGG!!!!

(EVERYONE FROWNS)

STANDLEY: Well...

MUSHROOM: Words can hurt

(EVERYONE WALKS AWAY)

SIPPY CUP: FINE! Fine you know what I'll just make my own team 

(SIPPY CUP PICKS UP A STICK)

SIPPY CUP: It's just you and me stick

SPPY CUP IN A VICTORIAN ACCENT: Sure Sippy Cup I love you

SIPPY CUP:I love you to Mr. Stick

(SIPPY CUP BURST INTO TEARS)

(MEANWHILE AT THE FINISH LINE)

MEATLOAF: So since Team Popularity wins wait where's Sippy

(ALL OF TEAM DOGGY DOO LOOKED AT THERE FEET)

MEATLOAF: Anyway team Pop open the box

LEVER: Like I totes wanna open the box

(LEVER OPENED THE BOX AND SOMETHING POPPED OUT)

???: WEEEEEEEEE!!!! IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE IM FREEEEE!!!

(A RAT LIKE FIGURE CAME OUT)

???: Eh finally out cool cool! *twitch* WE HAVE FINALLY ESCAPED MWA HA HA *twitch* Sorry about that man Oh I'm Animatronic

(A HORE HEAD POPPED OUT)

HORSE: NEIGH!!

???: Hey quiet quiet!! sorry bout that buddy!

(A FIGURE THAT RESEMBLED SONIC POPPED OUT)

???: COME ON STEP IT UP! YOUR TO SLOW! CHILI DOGS!! LIVE AND LEARN!THATS NO GOOD! HOOBA DOOBA!

MEATLOAF: Contestants meet Sanic, Animatronic, Chess Piece and Popper

POPPER: Howdy! Chao! OOOOH CHOW!! Who's hungry?! I am! I could go for some pizza! Do you like pizza?! I like pizza! I like cheese pepperoni and onio-

MEATLOAF: Sooo! Teams Pop which dork do you want

LEVER: TEAM HUDDLE!!

(EVERYONE FORMS A FOOTBALL STYLE HUDDLE)

SOAPY: Who do you want guys?

LEVER: I like don't know there all terrible

ACTION FIGURE: I like the rat guy!

MOLD: IM MOLD

SANIC: I LIKE CHILI DOGZ!!

(EVERYONE WAS STARTLED)

TEAM POPULARITY: AAAAAAAH SANIC!!

MEATLOAF: Sanic huh? Not who would of chosen

ACCORDION: Wait! There are 4 newcomers and three teams

MEATLOAF: Glad you asked Al

ACCORDION: It's Accordion

MEATLOAF: So Sledge Hammer, Shroomy, Groucho, and Sippy Cup, where ever she is, go stand by Team Leroy Jenkins and Bocce, Gus, Standley and Al stand by Team Popularity

(THEY FOLLOWED HIS ORDERS)

MEATLOAF: Sanic and Chess Piece Team Pop and Animatronic and Popper Leroy

(THEY FOLLOWED HIS ORDERS)

MEATLOAF: Introducing our new teams Sanics team is team Wrath and Animatronics team is team Lust

BOCCE BALL: Ok you can't just do that 

MEATLOAF: Last time I checked I was in charge so Team Lust is up for elimination be right back I'm getting Sippy Cup

(MEANWHILE ON THE BRIDGE)

SIPPY CUP IN A VICTORIAN ACCENT: And your pretty to

SIPPY CUP: Oh thank you Mr. Stick

SIPPY CUP IN A VICTORIAN ACCENT: I HATE EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU!

SIPPY CUP: I know

MEATLOAF: Ahem

(SIPPY CUP LOOKED UP)

SIPPY CUP: OH! Hey I'm ready to come

MEATLOAF: Great lets go I'll catch you up on the way

SIPPY CUP: oh great lets go

SIPPY CUP IN A VICTORIAN ACCENT: I'm coming to right

SIPPY CUP: Of course

(MEATLOAF RETURNS TO THE CAMERA)

MEATLOAF: Vote one member of Team Lust accept for the newbies of course

-SDES

-CARTOONY

-TRADING CARD

-YARN BALL

-HAIRY TOE

-FANNY PACK

-MAGIC ORB

-SLEDGE HAMMER

-SIPPY CUP

-GROUCHO

-MUSHROOM

-POPPER (IMMUNE)

-ANIMATRINIC (IMMUNE)

Object Sociopathy Episode 2  "Totes Kawaii Broski!"

SDES: I can't believe I am up for elimination

UFO: Oh get over yourself

SDES: Ok but at least I have arms

UFO: What did you just say PUNK?

(SDES WAS SILENT)

UFO: I thought so

(MEANWHILE WITH TEAM DOGGY DO)

SIPPY CUP: Team Meeting!

GROUCHO: What do you want?

SIPPY CUP: FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE WE MUST BE STEALTHY, CAREFUL AND EXTREMELY-

SLEDGE HAMMER: Woah who died and put you in charge?

SIPPY CUP: I did

SLEDGE HAMMER: WELL I DIED AND PUT MYSELF IN CHARGE TO!

SIPPY CUP: Oh Yeah?

SLEDGE HAMMER: YEAH!

MUSHROOM: guys stop fighting

SIPPY CUP: STAY OUT OF THIS MUSHY

(SLEDGE HAMMER TACKLES SIPPY CUP)

(FAIL AND JEANS ARE WATCHING THE FIGHT WHILE EATING POPCORN)

FAIL: Wow this stuff is great

JEANS: Thanks I made it myself

FAIL: Not the corn you lout the fight!

JEANS: Oh right.

MOLD: YEAH GUYZ I'M MOLD ITS GREAT!!

FAIL: AAAH!! Don't sneak up on me

(MEATLOAF LOOKS AT HIS WATCH AN ALARM GOES OFF)

MEATLOAF: THIRTEEN O'CLOCK TIME FOR ELIMINATION!! CUE THE STINGER!!

ELIMINIMINIMINIMINATION!! YEAH!!

(TEAM LEROY JENKINS SURROUNDS THE VOTING AREA)

MEATLOAF: Alrighty time for elimination so Hairy Toe, Yarn Ball, Cartoony and Magic Orb are safe with 0 votes and will receive a copy of my favorite Manga "Flying Bikini Warriors"

(THE SAFE CONTESTANTS ALL RECEIVE THE MANGA)

TRADING CARD: Oh new issue

SDES: Seriously? Manga? that is like the stupidest thing ever

MEATLOAF: Ok so SDES, UFO and Fanny Pack you all received one vote but one of you received 2

FANNY PACK: Good cut to the chase

MEATLOAF: Fanny Pack you received one vote and you are safe and get a DVD Player

MEATLOAF: So the final manga goes to...

MEATLOAF: SDES

SDES: HA! In yo face UFO

UFO: What are you kidding me!

MEATLOAF: Sorry UFO you are eliminated

UFO: So where do I go?

MEATLOAF: You will go in THE PUBLIC BUS OF DOOM!!!

UFO: Where will it drive me to

MEATLOAF: THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!

UFO: Gulp

(UFO BOARDED THE PUBLIC BUS OF DOOM AND IT LEFT)

MEATLOAF: So the next challenge will start now. Cue the stinger

BEPPITY BOPPITY BOOM BUBBA

MEATLOAF: Alright the next challenge is dangerous! TO YOUR EGOS!

LEVER: Like how so?

MEATLOAF: You have to watch

ACCORDION: What!? 

MEATLOAF: MY FAVORITE ANIME

(EVERYONE SCREAMED)

FAIL: Wait that's it?

MEATLOAF: NO! THEN YOU MUST ummm no that's basically it

(EVERYONE STOOD IN FRONT OF A PROJECTOR)

SDES: THIS IS SO STUPID!

LEVER: Like what anime are we watching any way

MEATLOAF: Totes Kawaii Broski: High School Fun Daze!

(EVERYONE GROANED EXCEPT TRADING CARD)

(THE THEME SONG STARTED PLAYING)

"Watashi wa kore o rukkuappu Siri tame in guguru hon'yaku o shiyo

GROUCHO: This is the worst

TRADING CARD: Hey 99.9% of the population loves this anime

SARCOPHAGUS: I really hate you!

TRADING CARD: Shhh it's starting

"Orokana I can't miss the prom because I'm a super heroine"

"What are you going to do Hakuchi?"

"I don't know Orokana"

"Are you sure Hakuchi"?

"Positive Orokana"

BOCCE BALL: Wow that umm.. Sippy what're you doing?

(SIPPY CUP WAS JOTTING DOWN SOMETHING IN A NOTEPAD)

SIPPY CUP: Shhh! We're obviously getting quizzed on this

BOCCE BALL: I don't think so

SIPPY CUP: I'm sorry when were YOU in charge of the competition

BOCCE BALL: Oooh ok 

(BOCCE BALL FROWNED)

MOONSHINE: Wow is this japaninese amino aminimation

BOCCE BALL: Yes it is it's structured differently

TRADING CARD: You mean it structured better

MOONSHINE: YEAH! You see back in my junk yard I watched cartoons on a broken television every day waiting for my turnips to grow!

SIPPY CUP: Um I'm sorry, Moonshine is it? Yeah when did you matter? When did any one care about your scrap heap slash farm

(MOONSHINE LOOKED SAD)

MOLD: ITS OK MOONSHINE YOURE THE SMARTEST OBJECT I KNOW!

SIPPY CUP: You don't get out much do you?

MOLD: YOURE BEIN REAL MEAN TO MOLD!

SIPPY CUP: Just be quiet! Your not on my team your not my problem

ACTION FIGURE: Greetings Mold!

MOLD: EH!

ACTION FIGURE: How would you like to be in my alliance The Alliance of Super Peeps!

MOLD: YAY!

MOONSHINE: Can I join too!

ACTION FIGURE: Ok what evs!

HOT CHOCOLATE: Hey Lever

LEVER: YA!

HOT CHOCOLATE: Look Action Figure, Mold, and Moonshine just made an alliance and Fail and Jeans are pretty good friends so we should make alliance 

LEVER: I don't know you'd probably make a 7 on my Dope-O-Meter

HOT CHOCOLATE: It's either me or Soapy!

LEVER: Like fine! I don't wanna be stuck with...  THAT!

JEANS: Wow this stinks right Fail? Fail?

(FAILS EYES WERE GLUED TO THE SCREEN AND HE WAS EATING POPCORN)

JEANS: Hey Earth to Fail

FAIL: Shhhn I wanna see what happens to Hakuchi!!

MAGIC ORB: Something's not right?

ACCORDION: How so Orby

MAGIC ORB: Is it me or does Fail look like he likes this trash

ACCORDION: Hey it's ok I mean Hakuchi is pretty cute too

MAGIC ORB: Yeah anyway something's off

GROUCHO: If it means anything I still think it's pretty bad

MAGIC ORB: Thanks Groucho but it doesn't

SOAPY: MWY DWOAT HWUTS! (MY THROAT HURTS!)

MAGIC ORB: Yeah that's great

STANDLEY: You know this isn't right the challenge can't be to just watch this trash and have side conversations

(STANDLEY WALKED UP TO MEATLOAF)

STANDLEY: So Meatloaf is the challenge whoever stays the longest wins?

MEATLOAF: No it's whoever leaves first wins

STANDLEY: What?

(IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES EVERYONE WAS HOOKED)

"I'm sorry Dindon but there is someone else"

"Who Hakuchi?"

"It's Deibido"

SIPPY CUP: YES!! I KNEW IT WAS DEIBIDO!

SOAPY: CWUM BWAD!! (COME ON!!)

CARTOONY: I thought she was gunna go with Pinatsu

HOT CHOCOLATE: Um Cartoony? Pinatsu is Orokana's pet Raccoon

CARTOONY: I can dream!

TRADING CARD: See guys? I told you you would like it!

SLEDGE HAMMER: Yeah I hope this never ends!

(2 WEEKS LATER!)

"Deibido! Soshiki is Damu from the future!!"

"SERIOUSLY!"

MOLD: I KNEW IT!! GUYS IM MOLD

ACCORDION: Yeah right Orby?

MAGIC ORB: Yes... Wait a minute?

(MAGIC ORB LOOKED AT HER FELLOW CONTESTANTS)

MAGIC ORB: Wait a second this anime is awful isn't it?

EVERYONE EXCEPT MAGIC ORB: GASP!!

MOONSHINE: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THIS AMAZING PIECE OF MEDIA!

YARN BALL: You were never truly one of us!

CARTOONY: GET HER!!!!!

TRADING CARD: WAIT!! 

(TRADING CARD PAUSE THE ANIME)

TRADING CARD: Ok go

(EVERYONE CHASED MAGIC ORB HOLDING TORCHES AND PITCH FORKS)

(HAIRY TOE POUNCED ON MAGIC ORB)

MAGIC ORB: AHHH GET IT OFF ME!

(EVERYONE EVENTUALLY TIED MAGIC ORB TO A TREE)

MAGIC ORB: Release me at once

SDES: Never this is what happens when you doubt the power of Totes Kawaii Broski: High School Fun Daze!

STANDLEY: Wait a minute!

(EVERYONE LOOKED AT HIM)

STANDLEY: Now that I've been away from that projector I realize that that anime WAS terrible!

SIPPY CUP: You're right!

BOCCE BALL: Yeah!

MOONSHINE: Darn Tootin

TRADING CARD: No you guys are- Ah what am I saying that anime was terrible

SDES: Hey MORTY

(MEATLOAF SLAPPED SDES)

MEATLOAF: Don't call me Morty

SDES: We finished the challenge

MEATLOAF: So since Magic Orb stopped watching that um anime her team wins so Team Doggy Doo and Team Popularity have to answer 3 questions about Totes Kawaii Broski!

SARCOPHAGUS: And another thing that title is stupid it's a combo of anime and FRATERNITY SLANG

MEATLOAF: Yeah sure anyway what's Orokana's  third cousin twice removed!

HOT CHOCOLATE: OH! Rikki

MEATLOAF: Great how much does a "Totes Kawaii Broski!" Dating Sim cost

FAIL: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS STUPID ANIME!!

(FAIL GRABBED THE PROJECTOR AND THREW IT IN THE SKY)

MEATLOAF: Well that was uncalled fo-

(FAIL GRABBED THE TOTES KAWAII BROSKI DVD AND SMASHED IT)

MEATLOAF: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!

MEATLOAF: THATS IT TEAM POPULARITY LOSES!!

FAIL: Ooops

MEATLOAF: Ok report to the elimination thing!

JEANS: But the viewers haven't voted yet

MEATLOAF: FINE un the contestants will vote every other episode

ELIMINIMINIMINIMINATION!! YEAH!!!

MEATLOAF: Alright contestants lets check the votes today we'll be throwing buckets

LEVER: Buckets of what?

MEATLOAF: I dunno it can only be defined as gunk now Jeans, Soapy, Hot Chocolate, Lever, and Mold are safe with who cares votes

(MEATLOAF TOSSED THE GUNK TO THE PLAYERS)

(SOAPY DRANK HIS)

LEVER: EWW

MEATLOAF: Which leaves Fail, Moonshine and AF

ACTION FIGURE: ACTION FIGURE DOES NOT SIMPLY LOSE!

MOLD: ALLIANCE BUDDIES NOO!!

MEATLOAF: Yeah sure any way Moonshine is safe and the final bucket of gunk goes to...

(SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYS)

MEATLOAF: Action Figure

ACTION FIGURE: YES DA-DA-DA-DA

FAIL: WHAT!? NO!! WHAT?! NO!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!

MEATLOAF: SHUT UP 

(THE PUBLIC BUS OF DOOM PASSED BY FAIL AND HE DISAPPEARED)

MEATLOAF: Ok now that that freaks gone 

MEATLOAF: NEXT TIME! We will have a challenge that is probably pretty mediocre.

(A PHONE RANG)

MEATLOAF: Oh someone posted something on my page on McMeatbook

(MEATLOAF PICKS UP HIS MEPHONE)

MEATLOAF: "#NewEpisodeofTKB #Hakuchiispregna-

MEATLOAF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!